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I Love Daddy…But I Love Mommy More
This was the very first outfit Scout received. My friend gave it to us. My friend. And what does it say? I love Daddy. WTF. The only reason I dressed her in it is because I felt guilty that Kiefer had...
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Never Wake a Sleeping Baby
At night, Scout likes to sleep, but she wakes up every 3-4 hours to eat. She’s been that way since we brought her home from the hospital…until about a week and a half ago. 7:55 PM: Scout goes to bed....
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Grocery List: Condoms and M&Ms
On Sunday Scout’s Grammy watched her while Kiefer and I went on a date. Our date was from 4-7. (Yes, we were back at 6:40, and I only checked my phone twice to see if there was a call or text.) We...
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Donut Pants to Go With My Muffin Top
What goes well with a post-baby muffin top? Donut pants.
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Self-Flushing Toilets: A Woman’s Worst Enemy
I recently decided not to return to work, so I can stay home with Scout. Now that’s she’s smiling sans gas, I don’t want to miss one second of her cuteness. I’ll miss my coworkers, but one thing I will...
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Where’s the Kitty?
Ozzy Pups and Esme Kitty like to play hide and seek. Only…they’re not very good at it. Ozzy likes to look in all the logical places Esme might be: like her cat carrier. Esme, on the other hand, prefers...
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How To Eat a Giant Rice Krispie Treat
Scout is just a little over 4 months, and she’s interested in food. Specifically, my food. Even more specifically, my birthday food. A friend sent me a giant Rice Krispie Treat. It’s the length of my...
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